haedyllic:

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

11-eyed-rook:

nicelytousled:

puppy-faggot:

thesentdowngirl-deactivated2024:

Crying over this tag

This reminded me of something I saw years ago:

snototters:

chryza:

chryza:

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

Apparently this was my most popular post in 2024 and I want everyone to know that if you wrote a fucknasty problematic story this year, I, personally, am very proud of you

amediocregamer:

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they’re great. they’re bad. but they’re great.

mollyjames:

cipheramnesia:

mollyjames:

Plot twist: the two boys you’re choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother’s guts so you still have to pick one

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I’m keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.

ashenmind:

ALT

how about you both follow jimmy carter’s lead here actually?

beggars-opera:

houseofcucci:

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I’m personally after the white whale that took my leg

unpretty:

unpretty:

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard